First off, you gotta understand, Yupoo is basically the Wild West of fashion. It’s where you find stuff that *might* be legit, might be… less legit, but, hey, sometimes the price is right, right? And the Triple S? That’s, like, a *classic* target for all sorts of, uh, “inspired” versions.
I saw one that was “￥440 Balenciaga Triple S Purple 紫色 巴黎世家8层组合”. Eight layers?! Dude, I don’t even know what that *means*. Are we talking about some kind of architectural masterpiece on your foot? Sounds…heavy. And purple? Bold choice. Personally, I’m more of a “black and white kinda guy” – saw a “Balenciaga Triple S 黑白大字母弹幕” that looked alright. Although, “弹幕”? What are we, watching a video game on my shoes?
Then you got the “Clear Sole” versions. Some people dig ’em, I guess. Looks kinda like you’re walking on air, maybe? Or, you know, plastic. And the names! “Triple S 2.0,” “Triple S 10,” “Triple S 20″… Are they just making up numbers now? What’s next, Triple S 1000? My feet would be crushed.
And the descriptions! Oh my god, the descriptions. “原装版本H” – what does that even *mean*? “Original version H”? Is there a version A through G I’m missing out on? And the random brand names thrown in there – “Ⓝike Sacai Ⓖucci Bags”… what? Are they selling a whole outfit or just trying to catch my eye with all the buzzwords? Works, kinda.
Oh, and the sizes. Always the sizes! Seems like they got everything from a dainty 35 to a… clunky 46. I’m somewhere in the middle, thankfully. Imagine trying to squeeze your feet into something too small. Ouch.
Plus, there’s always someone trying to sell you something else. Like, “CK provides the best quality shoes and clothing bags, welcome to contact⭐WA:+ 852 9457 5297⭐”. Dude, I just wanna look at some shoes, not get spammed on WhatsApp.
